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26-Sep-2017 09:30

“The whole crowd just stood there cheering and clapping.I mean, she was whupping butt.” A fifth guard that attempted to grab Gordon had the seat of his pants set on fire with a cigarette lighter than had escaped detection.“These guys are supposed to be some kind of professionals,” she said, “but they’re dumber than rocks.Here they were letting guys who looked just like terrorists walk through without searching them, and then they pull me aside and tell me they’re going to search me?“I think that was the wrong thing to do,” said another witness, who declined to be identified.

A sixth guard did finally manage to get Gordon in a body hug.“Now I’m going to sue every fool in the federal government for ignorance, stupidity, and just plain general incompetence.